Rule 10 - cold weather

"On a cold day, wear as many layers as possible and insist on opening all the windows rather than take your coat/jumper etc off."

I am making an exception to this rule for the time being. Passengers on Southeastern services only are allowed to open windows and strip down to their indoor clothes (but only that far!) on any service that resembles an oven. Once this train company see fit to regulate their heating so that passengers are not made to feel faint, are not being cooked and are not having to worry about their food being cooked, then this rule will be reinstated in its entirety.